How To Piss Off Your Teenage Son Who Knows Everything
-Tell him he has to get a job
-Make him create a resume and take him around for a month gathering applications
-Make him call ahead to be sure a manager is there whom he can speak with and hand his application to
-Make him dress appropriately (i.e. dress shoes, slacks, dress shirt, belt, and tie)
-Take him to deliver applications
Watching him walk out of stop # 2 with an immediate offer of employment: PRICELESS.